Thursday, February 21, 2008

Kerplunk: its sad what life does to you
Kerplunk: more specifically, america
Kerplunk: (fuck yeah...coming again to save the mother fuckin day yeah)
Teleolurian Kordyne: look bitch
Teleolurian Kordyne: i have this romanian friend who can't buy expensive shoes
Teleolurian Kordyne: because it's impossible to get them in romania
Teleolurian Kordyne: I FEEL LIKE A RICH, DECADENT BASTARD BECAUSE I CAN GET EXPENSIVE SHOES WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT
Kerplunk: well, you have money
Kerplunk: you should feel rich
Kerplunk: no, i know we are more fortunate than other countries
Kerplunk: and i would rather live here than any other fucked up place
Kerplunk: but our government is still fucked up and they piss me off
Teleolurian Kordyne: they are.
Kerplunk: if i could pee on them i would
Kerplunk: but then i'd dissapear
Teleolurian Kordyne: like some kind of piss ninja
Teleolurian Kordyne: i assume.
Kerplunk: and earased from everyones mind
Kerplunk: yeah...piss ninja
Teleolurian Kordyne: how the hell did we get from justin timberlake to piss ninja?
Kerplunk: ...
Kerplunk: AMERICA
Kerplunk: FUCK YEAH
Teleolurian Kordyne: lol

3 comments:

skyblot said...

and if you piss on my shoes, i will totally cut you.

kerplunk said...

fuck shoes

Missy said...

Who cares if she pees in your shoes. You puke in them.